Apologies in advance for the amount of [anti] Trump content this week – it’s been quite a week!
I have not been following the news closely today but as I understand it one of the Beckham children has sent a letter to the Nobel committee demanding he be allowed to get married on Greenland to a woman from the Chagos Islands.
— RS Archer (@archer_rs) January 20, 2026
The best way of describing someone who’s all talk and no action that I’ve ever heard in the UK, by far, is “they’re all wardrobe and no Narnia.”
— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) January 22, 2026
Education is key.
— Elaine Miller | Venus Envy (@GussieGrips) January 22, 2026
Arf pic.twitter.com/uNtflPwr4g
There is a genuine chance here, that Trump doesn’t know the difference between Norway and Denmark… https://t.co/nToQUybjj2
— Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) (@adamscochran) January 19, 2026
— Susan Park 채영 ‘Chaeyoung' 🇰🇷🏳️🌈 (@Susan16Park) January 17, 2026
BREAKING: The winners of the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine will be in Washington DC on Monday to present their award to trump because he deserves it for naturally regrowing an ear.
— Covie (@covie_93) January 17, 2026
Happy #Caturday! pic.twitter.com/MOSzI9AdZM
— Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler (@ElayneBoosler) January 17, 2026
Thank you for your attention to this matter. pic.twitter.com/L6WlPBSiod
— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum) January 18, 2026
More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland.
— No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) January 17, 2026
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.” pic.twitter.com/02hVzcEsi2
People in Greenland are wearing these hats and honestly… I’m stealing it.
— Brian Allen (@allenanalysis) January 17, 2026
MAGA now officially stands for Make America Go Away. 🇬🇱🧢💀 pic.twitter.com/QNJNUBFkjK
This makes no sense…
— Marina Purkiss (@MarinaPurkiss) January 18, 2026
An MP can wake up one morning, ditch the party you elected them for, & sign up to a completely different manifesto…
And we’re supposed to be ok with that?
Nah
If they defect to a different party, we should get a vote
Sign the petition & help make that…
Trying to provoke both a world war and a civil war at the same time while demanding a Nobel Peace prize is a level of insanity we’ve never seen ever before.
— ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ (@LePapillonBlu2) January 19, 2026
Invading another country because you didn't win the Nobel Peace prize is like refusing to release the Epstein files because you're not a pedophile
— I Smoked ICE (@BlackKnight10k) January 19, 2026
JD Vance: “Denmark has not done a good job keeping Greenland safe.”
— Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 (@marlene4719) January 18, 2026
400 children who were shot dead in their classrooms would like to have a word about being kept safe.
Reform is stuffed full of Tories who failed Britain. Same people, same chaos and decline. pic.twitter.com/kkFypYZpXL
— The Labour Party (@UKLabour) January 19, 2026
Why would they only share the first frame? Here’s the whole version https://t.co/dRmi0yN1So pic.twitter.com/DtEnO0t9OT
— Pepel Klaasa (@pepel_klaasa) January 20, 2026
I wonder if it bothers Trump that he is the only President in history who never won an election against a man.
— Kyle Keegan (@realKyleKeegan) January 20, 2026
Trump in Davos, Switzerland:
— Adam Schwarz (@AdamJSchwarz) January 21, 2026
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland. pic.twitter.com/gp7nAQXwi4
Ireland now just one letter away from coming into Trump's crosshairs. https://t.co/N3ZZFCwMbx
— Mark Tighe (@MarkLTighe) January 21, 2026
When Trumps dad got Alzheimer's (which is hereditary) they put him in a pretend office and let him sign pretend papers and make pretend decisions for his companies.
— JerryRigEverything (@ZacksJerryRig) January 20, 2026
I feel like that information is relevant right now.
Trump’s "Board of Peace" logo is basically the UN logo, except dipped in gold and edited so the world only includes America. pic.twitter.com/8XaHk2MmWj
— Adam Schwarz (@AdamJSchwarz) January 22, 2026
Heard on the news…
— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) January 22, 2026
"Netanyahu unable to attend Board of Peace unveiling in Davos for fear he'd be arrested for war crimes…"
Satire is off for a long lie down in a darkened room
✌️11 of the 25 countries on Trump's Board of Peace are currently banned from immigrant visas to the United States. pic.twitter.com/3Vaum33Jqj
— Ben Pauker (@benpauker) January 22, 2026
Twitter needs a button that's "bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed."
— Bella (@BellaBaddie__) January 22, 2026
Because I was so unjustly overlooked by THE ACADEMY in this years rigged OSCAR “nominations”, I hereby declare myself EMPORER OF LICHTENSTEIN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO ME!!!
— Bradley Whitford (@bradleywhitford) January 22, 2026
me texting the british transport police#TraitorsUK #SeeItSayItSorted pic.twitter.com/tPhNWJutaC
— Charon(elisa) (@Charonelisaa) January 22, 2026
Their content is out of this world! 🚀🎙️😂 pic.twitter.com/RhjfE1xQl1
— Sesame Street (@sesamestreet) January 20, 2026
changed my name to a dude's name on the food delivery app because i heard the portion sizes for men are a lot bigger & so i tried it out and um…
— air fried barbie (@crankybabygorl) January 23, 2026
Anyone else grow up being told you couldn’t drink the upstairs water… because it was different from the downstairs water?🚰😂
— SH 🫶🏻 (@SH_92_x) January 23, 2026
The message from the White House is clear:
— Rasmus Jarlov (@RasmusJarlov) January 24, 2026
Trump belongs in Greenland as much as penguins do. https://t.co/wkl2F0Sim0
Be careful Austria, if he's coming for you next. pic.twitter.com/bR6FAd6SxB
— East Clintwood 🇩🇪🇪🇺 (@real_clintwood) January 24, 2026
Someone tell Trump there is a very special International Knighthood we only give to our favourite *ex*-Presidents.
— Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) January 23, 2026
F1 team ran by a guy who has a lifetime ban for cheating, who took over from a guy who resigned after his brother was arrested for transferring criminal property, being bought by a guy with sexual harassment allegations from his last team, and is partially owned by Travis Kelce https://t.co/jgy5y3J7uS
— Doctor Ava, P.h.D. DermaGRology (@63grussell63) January 23, 2026
They should use this but play carrot in a box
— Martyn Littlewood (@InTheLittleWood) January 23, 2026
It fits the lying / deception / perception vibes of traitors perfectly. Keeps things in gameplay rather than chance https://t.co/QvKLnWP9T8
I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors
— Jack Blackburn 🇺🇦 (@HackBlackburn) January 23, 2026
Shakespeare. #TheTraitors pic.twitter.com/RWXTaCwuHw
— Morgan Jeffery (@morganjeffery) January 23, 2026
I know it’s only a game, but in a world where dishonesty is now so often rewarded, this guy re-cemented my faith in humanity tonight. He had £95k in his hand. ‘The money isn’t worth it.’ #Stephen #Traitors pic.twitter.com/n77ezBi2r9
— Stephen Blevins (@stephenblevins9) January 23, 2026
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